Scribe writer lady use too many words. Hard to read good story. Hurts Thack’s head.
So, Thack write story now and keep it short.
But first, sad news: four pizza and bowl of fruit on floor. Unlucky.
NOW. REAL STORY.
Me and friends go in funny door. We in fancy house. Then, we see old man. Mat is his name.
Me: Why crops bad?
Him: Don’t know. Look at my dragon statue.
Man takes statue out door and we hear bad sounds. He probably hurt.
Thack hungry, wants to find kitchen.
But first, training room. Wooden manikin, weapons, flying broom. Carlos grabs broom, it starts hitting him. Lots of fire and monk hands, but Thack kill it finally with mighty warhammer.
Lots of rooms in magic house. Lots of books. Vilya happy. Some books have letters. Most books have no pictures. This make Thack sad.
Bookshelf fall on Vilya. Andraste destroy many books. Vilya sad.
Party eat strawberry shortcake power up.
More rooms and looking around.
THACK MEET FRIEND! Black cat, Sprinkles. Thack too busy petting new friend to see Vilya Wizard make floating hands to get stuff. If Thack have floaty hand, Thack pet cat all the time. Sprinkles follows Thack around. Thack happy.
Finally, kitchen! Two bat-squirrels make food and tell us stuff: masters gone long time and stay out of tree room. Bad faerie dragons in there.
Thack and friends feel better soon. Go upstairs into weird room with glass jars. Door goes to another room that looks like night sky. Thack knows because Thack lost home and sleeps out in stars a lot.
More books with letters on them. Thack and friends go to attic. Kind of dark but Thack not scared. More floaty Wizard hand but bookcase is mad now. Thack and Andraste jump down to fight puny flying books. Carlos, Vilya, and Bryn do stuff from above: more fire, holy shiny bolts, floaty hand. Down below, books fall down dead: punching hands and Thack’s warhammer.
THACK GET NEW TOY! Chain with book on end. Good for Thwacking bad people. Thack thwack.
More rooms, pretty bedroom. Then, fancy room with swords on wall. Bad swords. Swords hurt Thack. Thack no remember anything after but wake up later in room by front door. Friends tell Thack that bad swords get hurt by lightning witch bolt, dwarf mace, and monk hands. Thack has good friends. Haha, take that dumb swords! Friends go into dragon room (rboreetum) and try to bribe dragons. Finally Carlos threatens to burn trees. Hahaha! Thack wish he were awake to see.
Best part of story now:
Thack feel better, wakes up by front door, sees friends sitting around looking sad. So Thack say “Liberty” and funny door opens again. Friends amazed Thack so smart. But they don’t let Sprinkles come home with Thack. Thack sad again.
No time to cry back in Mat’s book room. He and other man dead in blood on floor. Dragon statue is alive and hurting friends! Thack still weak, so friends kill dragon for him.
Now no Matt, no guide. Bad things happen now?
Hand hurts. Too many punctuations. Thack stop now. Good story.